Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

* Having chocolate doesn´t keep your neighbours awake.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* Good chocolate is not hard to find
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers
* The word "commitment" doesn´t scare off chocolate
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
* You can get chocolate

(Source: 1001 Reasons To Love Chocolate – Barbara Albleft & Mary Tiegreen)